Comments on: Chicago gangster decapitates Los Angeles scholar

Comment on Chicago gangster decapitates Los Angeles scholar by: Mike McG

Sun, 12 Nov 2006 04:00:40 +0000

“4. Pray those years of lingering hostilities amongst the Poles, the Irish and the Italians don’t erupt into violence.”

Hahaha that one’s the best. (I mean, no one would be dumb enough to mess with the Irish.)

Comment on Chicago gangster decapitates Los Angeles scholar by: Tom

Sun, 12 Nov 2006 02:54:33 +0000

Follow the existing template:
1. Disregard conventional wisdom & military advice and advance with minimal troops
2. Dismantle the Chicago Police Force
3. Assemble our forces in the suburbs (far from the museums, armament depots and utility centers)
4. Pray those years of lingering hostilities amongst the Poles, the Irish and the Italians don’t erupt into violence.
5. And last but not least pray that Dick Cheney will once again put the national interest above personal gain and allow Halliburton to rebuild the infrastructure.

Whoopee. I sense a mission soon to be accomplished; “…within six days, maybe six weeks but certainly less than six months.” -Donald Rumsfeld

Comment on Chicago gangster decapitates Los Angeles scholar by: Mike McG

Sat, 11 Nov 2006 19:43:56 +0000

Timetables.

Comment on Chicago gangster decapitates Los Angeles scholar by: Marcus

Sat, 11 Nov 2006 19:40:24 +0000

Thank you for this wonderful post. I am a reader, not only of Scrambledbrains.net, but of The Los Angeles Times. I am outraged by the idea that Tribune will destroy my newspaper.

…but what if Chicago falls into a civil war?

Comment on Chicago gangster decapitates Los Angeles scholar by: Mike McG

Sat, 11 Nov 2006 15:54:24 +0000

Hopefully this wave of support is just the beginning, and it grows into a force that can’t be ignored.

I might be out in front with this, but I call on Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa to declare war on Chicago immediately. Not only have the residents of Los Angeles been threatened by the Chicago warlords, but the residents of Chicago have struggled under the oppression of poor newspaper management for years. The time for negotiations is over, and the time to lay siege to Tribune Tower has begun. Here me out. My research has yielded that in each scenario, our troops will be greeted by Chicagoan children throwing flowers at us in the street in celebration. And rightfully so. An occupation would last only a few months, so I say, “Bring it on!”

Comment on Chicago gangster decapitates Los Angeles scholar by: Tom

Sat, 11 Nov 2006 14:37:36 +0000

Editorial content of The Times is certainly the primary problem with Tribune Company but literally thousands of employees from other departments have lost their jobs in the past few years. Morale within the company has never been so low and hope for one’s future has never been so dim. Nevertheless, as we sink to our lowest point, it is a great feeling to have the support of the people of Los Angeles.