Who ever thought that we’d be in our mid-twenties with business cards? SHIT, who ever thought that we’d see our mid twenties? You and I have defied the odds my friend. Anyone who has catalogued the amount of chemicals that you and I have consumed in our lives thus far would have concluded that it was enough to wipe out the elephant population in Africa plus the four that live at the Los Angeles Zoo…AT LEAST.
It is time that we begin to wipe out Republicans…shall we start this weekend? I THINK SO! Bring Nat and her liver…we can’t begin this odyssey without her.
*Hack* *cough* *wheeze* Yes! We’ll commence with the Crusade 2.0 first thing Easter morning, while they’re all congregating in their places of worship like defenseless sheep… Mwahaha–*hack* *cough* *wheeze*–ha.
What are you smoking? It’s the first number listed. Right next to the word “office”. ‘Cause I *work* in an *office*. Next time I could draw a picture if you want.
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Commenting options at bottom.Who ever thought that we’d be in our mid-twenties with business cards? SHIT, who ever thought that we’d see our mid twenties? You and I have defied the odds my friend. Anyone who has catalogued the amount of chemicals that you and I have consumed in our lives thus far would have concluded that it was enough to wipe out the elephant population in Africa plus the four that live at the Los Angeles Zoo…AT LEAST.
It is time that we begin to wipe out Republicans…shall we start this weekend? I THINK SO! Bring Nat and her liver…we can’t begin this odyssey without her.
*Hack* *cough* *wheeze* Yes! We’ll commence with the Crusade 2.0 first thing Easter morning, while they’re all congregating in their places of worship like defenseless sheep… Mwahaha–*hack* *cough* *wheeze*–ha.
LIAR!!! Your work phone is NOT on the card. And to think that I was planning on calling you just to bother you.
What are you smoking? It’s the first number listed. Right next to the word “office”. ‘Cause I *work* in an *office*. Next time I could draw a picture if you want.
It’s blurry. they look like letters instead of numbers…
Oh. I thought you were talking about the actual card I left on your desk at your abode.