Comments on: Product Review: Tom’s of Maine Natural Deodorant

Comment on Product Review: Tom’s of Maine Natural Deodorant by: Mike McG

Tue, 31 Jan 2006 07:54:47 +0000

I’m sure my intense flatulence during this time helped the ol’ pits.

Comment on Product Review: Tom’s of Maine Natural Deodorant by: Mike McG

Tue, 31 Jan 2006 07:53:20 +0000

HAHAHAHAAHAHA I’ll take that into consideration. Marcus, in future corrrespondence about this issue, please refer to Support Ticket #30,000,001.

Comment on Product Review: Tom’s of Maine Natural Deodorant by: marcus

Tue, 31 Jan 2006 06:10:00 +0000

there should be a notice warning potential readers of the contents of the comment section… haha

Comment on Product Review: Tom’s of Maine Natural Deodorant by: Natalie

Tue, 31 Jan 2006 05:46:02 +0000

Wait….you mean to tell me I’ve been sharing deodorant with Shaun this whole time! I know this comes as a suprise to you Mike…..but I too have been borrowing your lemon stick of chalk-less joy.

But let me tell the scrambled brains audience why I started using this stick:

One day I asked Mike if he had taken a shower. He replied, “Heck no”. I knew for a fact that he hadn’t taken a shower the day before, so this guy was going well into day two, and out of pure curiosity I stuck my nose straight into the fiery core of his armpit and to my absolute shock, nothin. Now, at that point, it didn’t smell like lemons, but it didn’t smell like a dirty sock either, and for Mike….that ain’t bad.

True story.

Comment on Product Review: Tom’s of Maine Natural Deodorant by: Mike McG

Tue, 31 Jan 2006 04:36:00 +0000

Hehe, lemme share a secret with ya’ll. I found out about Shaun’s little deodorant charade not too long ago. That’s the real reason I switched to Tom’s of Maine. It gave me the perfect opportunity to enact my plan to leave a decoy stick on my bathroom counter whenever I wasn’t around to protect the real stick.

And Shaun, I hate to break it to you, but you’ve been smearing cat feces under your arms the last two weeks. Yeah, I struck a deal with Theresa in apartment 17 for all the cat feces I could handle, in exchange for your television remote control (you can stop looking for it now). Regarding the guy yelling at you about the lemons… I think it would probably do you good to stop hanging out at the Veteran’s Administration. Either that or you should stop wearing that costume made of lemons sewn together with twine. That thing’s like 2 years old now.

Comment on Product Review: Tom’s of Maine Natural Deodorant by: Shaun

Tue, 31 Jan 2006 02:36:28 +0000

Tom’s of Maine is great. I have been secretly sharing Mike’s stick and they have almost convinced me to buy a stick of my own. Application is a breeze, as it glides on smooth and doesn’t leave a chalky residue like that Mitchum stick we used to share. The other day I was walking down the street and some guy yelled directly in my ear: “Hey! You smell like lemons!”.